A conversation between Rob and his beverage, today at lunch:
ROB: (speaking to his soda, just after sipping it through a straw) Are you going to squeak like that every time I take a drink?
SODA: ...
ROB: I just realized I’m talking to my Coke.
SODA: ...
ROB: I’ve spent so much time talking to the dogs and Kaylee lately that I’ve gotten used to talking to things that can’t talk back.
SODA: ...
ROB: This may be the first sign I'm going crazy.
SODA: ... ... ...
1 comment:
Anyone who doesn't talk to inanimate objects is crazy. They may not answer (that would be crazy) but they know what we're saying to them.
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